Thursday, August 31, 2006

So I Want to Go to Law School, and No I Won't Defend My Decision To You or Anyone Else

I have yet to meet someone who doesn't try to talk me out of law school. I'm not sure if the problem is with me personally or law school in general, but I'm making the public statement now on inthesoup that A) I want to go to law school, B) I won't apologize for it, and C) maybe I won't be an idiot for the 3 years it takes to make it through.

The Law School Equation:



Thursday, July 13, 2006

You've Been BAMMED

Well, my 8 weeks of Senate servitude are up. Many of you might wonder why I did not report on all my various Capitol Hill whimseys. My answer to that is not a very good one. The long and short of it is that I was told by the Capitol Police that "In the Soup" was a "conflict of interest,"and potentially damaging blah blah blah. But as soon as I hand in the badge, I'm free to spill any and every juicy morsel I acquired as Lady Barbara's professional pee-on.

But looking into those sweet woman's eyes, the truth is that Barbara Mikulski should be every girl's hero, and as it turns out men can equally relate. She's passionate, petite, and cares about the environment. What's not to like? And once you understand that, you're crowned a BAMMER (Barbara Ann Mikulski), and there's no going back.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

An Update from the Dead

East Meets West Season 2 was bright but brief. I see the disappointed faces, and I am truly sorry. Tanu will soon be taking Air India or a "bus to Bombay on wings" tomorrow, and I will be moving into my quarters next to Louisa May Alcott's old house (50 points if you can tell me where that is). But before Tanu left me to rot in Union Square, she promised to do at least one more episode next fall, or give up her birthright to me. Although as it turns out she'll only inherit a couple goats, a coconut tree, and spice rack, but booty all the same. Look forward to that, as well as enjoying my summer on Capitol Hill. Pace Fuori.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Episode 2: The Assignment

After many, many technical difficulties, EAST MEETS WEST episode 2 is finally here.

Hayley learns of an assignment and asks Tanu
to help her out. Hoping to improve her grade, Hayley embellishes a little. . .

Hayley receives her grade, and some constructive criticism from her professor

Monday, March 06, 2006

Don't Fear

East Meets West will be back on March 15th with the most amazing cinematography to date. This episode has so much dead air you can run your fingers through it. Please check back for Episode 2, if you don't believe me, look how enthusiastic Bush is, not that he's hard to please.

Monday, January 23, 2006


"Another Year" Another set of crazy Indian/Blonde conflicts. . .

The long awaited season 2 has commenced, and it's better than ever. Click on the title to view the episode

Friday, January 13, 2006

C.S. Lewis has an editor

Me: So mom, how did you like the movie?

Mom: It was alright, but it wasn't as good as "The Narnicles."

[Spread the word, to make it easier, we will now be refering to "The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe" as just, "The Narnicles."]