Well, my 8 weeks of Senate servitude are up. Many of you might wonder why I did not report on all my various Capitol Hill whimseys. My answer to that is not a very good one. The long and short of it is that I was told by the Capitol Police that "In the Soup" was a "conflict of interest,"and potentially damaging blah blah blah. But as soon as I hand in the badge, I'm free to spill any and every juicy morsel I acquired as Lady Barbara's professional pee-on.
But looking into those sweet woman's eyes, the truth is that Barbara Mikulski should be every girl's hero, and as it turns out men can equally relate. She's passionate, petite, and cares about the environment. What's not to like? And once you understand that, you're crowned a BAMMER (Barbara Ann Mikulski), and there's no going back.